Porn Commentary and Review – Elijah and Cole’s Bi- Tag Team (Corbin Fisher)

This is my first Corbin Fisher purchase AND my first porn review.  Why Corbin Fisher?  Well I wanted to buy something that the Partner in Crime and I could both enjoy.  And a little m/m/f action seemed like the perfect compromise. 

Before reading my thoughts, read Corbin Fisher’s description of the action.  His video summaries are so hot that sometimes you don’t even need the video 😉

Real Time Thoughts: 

– And here is why I like porn sites like this.  There’s a bit of an intro where our camera man introduces our three co-eds – Chloe, Cole and Elijah – and then they get right to the action.

– I like that about the three minute mark, the guy behind the camera nicely reprimands these co-eds for being so silent.  Here’s hoping the action gets going because dirty sex noises are what really turn me on.

– Hey!  It’s been a minute and there is still no noise.  Come on!

– Oh okay.  Elijah is getting into it.  But then I think he is the real pro in this threesome.

– I am not going to pretend to not notice that when Elijah and Cole first kiss they both forget to even touch Chloe.  Um, yeah.  Why is she even in the room?

– Cole is licking Chloe’s pussy and she is sucking Elijah’s cock yet she doesn’t seem to be enjoying either.  And Cole looks like he knows what he is doing down there…why isn’t she more excited?

– Cole forgets all about Chloe when he touches Elijah.  Almost like it’s been too long since he’s had some cock.  Poor Cole.

– Lots of heavy breathing….with the exception of Chloe.  She is too calm and quiet.  She doesn’t seem to be getting anything out of this scene at all.  This makes me sad.  This whole scenario is my wildest fantasy.  Have some appreciation, Chloe!

– 9:32 mark and Chloe finally gets some cock action.  And I THINK she enjoyed it.  We finally heard a little bit out of her.  And Cole has forgotten all about Elijah while he is fucking Chloe.

– OMG.  The kissing between Elijah and Cole while Cole fucks Chloe is fucking hotter than shit…

– Oh by the way, lots of moaning from Cole at this point.

– Ok.  This video might be worth watching just to watch Cole grab Elijah’s ass with one hand, Chloe’s hair with the other all while trying to keep Elijah’s cock in his mouth and fucking Chloe at the same time.  Go Cole!

– Chloe seems to really enjoying this part since she doesn’t have to worry about anyone else.  And that smack on her ass by Cole was a nice touch.

– Why is Elijah just standing there doing nothing?  His cock is in Cole’s mouth.  Fuck his mouth, brother!  Or at least thrust a little bit.

– There is a cut in film at the 13:14 mark.  And then Elijah is laying down, lubed up, waiting for Cole to sit on his cock – reverse cowgirl (what do you call that when it’s guy on guy?  Same thing?).  Come on boys.  Can we heat up the screen a little bit more?

– It takes Cole a little bit to take all of Elijah’s cock and then get used to it.  But then he leans back on his arms crab walk style and let’s Elijah do the work….and here we go.  Yep, he’s enjoying it.

– I THINK Chloe is back there kissing Elijah but it’s the Cole show right now.

– Oh, yep, there she is.

– And Cole comes first while riding Elijah’s dick.  No surprise there.  He seems to be the only one truly enjoying himself.

– Holy Shit!  Did he just rub his cum all over his balls?  Yes, yes he did.  Oh, Cole.  I like you very, very much.

– Aww.  How nice of Chloe to give Cole a much needed come down kiss.  I would have done the same.  He worked hard for it.

– Another break around the 16:30 mark.  Now Elijah is fucking the hell out of Chloe while Cole strokes his cock in the background.  I am not even sure why I am pretending to watch Elijah and Chloe.  Cole has won 110% of my attention.

– Well that didn’t take long at all.  Did Chloe cum?  If she did, they aren’t sharing.  Pfft.

– Now Cole swoops into give Elijah a sexy comforting kiss.  And then they all three share a kiss….how sweet.

Review: 

Unfortunately, Cole wasn’t enough to make me truly enjoy this video.  There are too many things I didn’t like.  Particularly the lack of interest paid to Chloe.  Oh sure, the boys kissed her and played with her tits a little bit.  Hell, Cole even went down on her and both boys fucked her.  But with all that, it just didn’t look like she wanted to be there.  And it didn’t help that the camera paid little attention to her.  Yes, I know that Corbin Fisher is a gay porn site but this IS a bi- video which means I don’t think I am asking too much when I say the girl deserves just as much pleasure and on-screen attention as the guys.

This is the part of porn that is difficult for me.  Finding a video (gay, straight or bi-) where all parties are enjoying themselves.  Too many times people look bored while filming and if they don’t seem to be enjoying themselves, I feel a little dirty watching.

I am not writing off Corbin Fisher’s bi- videos yet.  This was only one out of many that they have filmed AND it was an older one at that.  I just hope that any video I watch in the future will include actors that are ALL enjoying themselves as much as Cole was enjoying himself in this scene. 

If the thought of Cole riding Elijah and then massaging cum into his sack is enough for you to look past the good time Chloe isn’t having, then I recommend this movie. 

The Elijah and Cole’s Bi Tag Team is available for download at CF Select.

Yeah, Yeah….I am Late to the Party

As much as I love porn and sex, I never considered myself the kind of girl who would crush on a porn star.  I like my porn to be free and short and I don’t usually like to watch the same video more than once.  I never know the names of the participants.  I like the anonymity.  Basically I treat porn like a one night stand.  I took you home.  I had my way with you.  I’ll never call you again.

Then one day my world was turned upside down.  On the search for a video to watch with my Partner in Crime, I came across a video with the title Very Hot Natural Sex  ( yeah, NSFW. This IS a link to porn).  Hmmm….this could be completely amazing or spiral downhill really, really fast.  So I decided to give it a shot.  And…

Ah. Mah. Gahd.

Yeah, I said that.  Because where has this porn (and porn star) been all my life?  Although I find porn to be a turn on, I’ll be the first to agree that the majority of it is focused on its target audience – men.  Finding porn that gets to the point but still focuses on the woman’s pleasure is hard to find but when you do find it, it is more than a little panty-soaking.

Had you shown me a picture of this guy I would have said he was cute but I wouldn’t have believed for a minute that he was a porn star.  He is not your usual tall, buff and overly waxed man candy.  He is thin but fit, on the short side (5’8″), waxed in only the important areas – and sometimes other areas, depending on the film – and he is kind of adorable.

He’s a porn star? No way.

And then I saw him in action….

Yeah, that’s the same guy. He is so focused and so in control. Umph.

…taking care of his partner, offering dirty words and spanks of encouragement, making the girl look at him as she comes….and I realized that he isn’t adorable.  He is out of this world HOT.  And naughty.  And DOMINANT.   More dominant than your typical alpha male.  It’s a heady combination.  No pun intended.  Dear. God.  I have goose bumps just writing this damn post.  Mind you, my description of Mr. Deen is based on that first video I saw.  I am fairly certain that is the only “vanilla” video you will find of his.  You will find that the majority of his repertoire is much kinkier.  Which of course has just made him that much more fascinating for this new fan.

Stills from that first video that changed all my expectations…

I still like my porn free and short but it’s no longer a one night stand.  Now we have a friends-with-benefits type of relationship.  And I fully admit that with friends – um, I mean porn stars – like James Deen, I might be just a little more interested in finding more friends – or porn stars – to take home for a quick ride.

Eloise

Did This Just Happen?

Did I really just start a blog about romance, erotica and porn?  I am not a professional in any of those areas.  I don’t even know how to play a professional on the internet.

What was I thinking?

Hmm…That question is not as easy to answer as I thought it would be.  I initially wanted this to be a place to review erotica and adult romance.  I am a book blogger in my other life but erotica doesn’t fit in with that blogs target audience.  And then I realized that I didn’t necessarily want to limit myself to book reviews.  I also wanted an outlet to ramble and rant about love, romance, erotica, sex and any combination of those things.

I am both a romance whore and a voyeur.  I like to read about and watch people holding hands, kissing, and yes, even having sex.  It’s all just so romantic and lovely and hot.  One thing that I can tell you for sure is that you will find me frequently sharing pictures of hot people and people being hot.  Boys.  Girls.  Girls with boys.  Boys with girls.  Girls with girls.  Boys with boys.  Boys with boys and girls.  Etc.  Needless to say, you will definitely find some sexually charged reviews, posts, pictures and links on this site.  I haven’t decided yet if I will try to keep things safe for work or if you can expect to see breasts, vaginas and cocks.  The jury is still out.  I guess we will just see how this pans out.

Here is a sample of what you WILL see here:

Enjoy!

Eloise