This conversation just happened. Quick background. My porn preference is gay porn or bi with guy on guy action. Partner in Crime prefers het and lesbian porn.
Me: I am so disturbed. I just saw a pic on Twitter of three guys penetrating one guy’s asshole. Shit you see when you follow porn stars…
Partner in Crime: And you just had to share? And you chose me to share it with?
Me: Yes. And Yes. I should be able to share all this shit with you.
Partner in Crime: Just so long as you equally share boobies and vajayjay. And girl ass.
Me: Um, but then I have to watch that. How about you tell me about vaginas, tits and assholes and I’ll tell you about penises and assholes?
Me: I am so blogging this conversation.
And so I did. You’re welcome.